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BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2634	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	3225	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1717	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	226752	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!