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CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	6275

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Star Shards Collected:	290	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchantments Applied:	241	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Emeralds Found:	288	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5806
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!