🔥longdistancegoals Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4671
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	203
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7118
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9524	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2194
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Must-See longdistancegoals Minecraft Servers