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Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server

200 million dollars, AAA, character-driven, Create, drawing board, Flop, Game, justice league, likely, liquidate, Minecraft, Monolith, open world, Report, rocksteady, Rocksteadys, Server, solo game, squad, Studio, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superman, WB, wonder woman

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old superhero games that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Forget about those 200 million dollar losses, we’re here to make sure you have a blast on our server. Who needs Suicide Squad when you can be the hero or villain of your own story in Minecraft? And don’t even get us started on Superman – we’ve got flying pigs and laser-shooting cows that are way cooler than any Man of Steel.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Wonder Woman game hidden deep within our server. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. See you there, hero!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, cultural exchange, Diversity, Exploration, foreign friends, Friends, friendship, Global community, international friends, Japan, japanese, Japanese culture, language exchange, live performance, Live Stream, Minecraft, multicultural, Osaka, Server, SushiCraft, travel, vlog, WOMAN

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Votes:	4643	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we live-stream from Osaka every day! Today, we have a special guest appearance from a Japan woman who will be joining us for some epic gameplay. Rumor has it she can build pixel art faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a live performance like no other, filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (like accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie villagers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, half-sibling, Minecraft, Server, sibling rivalry, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	7036
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s half-brother Jay and their complicated family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and navigate through hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters just like in this story. Will you choose to sit with Sara’s side and pretend to be someone you’re not? Or will you face the drama head-on and confront your family members in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, even reconciling with long-lost relatives in the most absurd ways. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the craziest family reunion ever – only on our Minecraft server!

OpinionCraft: ParentsDontMatterLOL

alienate, apartment, atheist, Boundaries, chair pads, Church, DISRESPECTFUL, dog complaints, family conflicts, generational differences, irate, Management, neighbors, noise complaints, OpinionCraft, parents, ParentsDontMatterLOL, rugs, selling apartment, service animal, Threats

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Lisa and Rob!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors complaining about every little thing. Our virtual world is a peaceful oasis where you can live your best blocky life without any interference.

And don’t worry about your dog being banned from our server – all furry friends are welcome here, even if they’re as big as a Minecraft horse! We don’t discriminate against service animals, and we certainly won’t let anyone like Lisa ruin the fun for everyone.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color wool to use for your next build. Say goodbye to real-life neighbor troubles and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

MysteryCraft Server

Favorite, favorite mystery, Mystery, MysteryCraft, Server, unsolved, unsolved mystery, unsolved mystery cases, unsolved mystery conversation, unsolved mystery curiosity, unsolved mystery debate, unsolved mystery discovery, unsolved mystery discussion, unsolved mystery exploration, unsolved mystery favorite, unsolved mystery investigation, unsolved mystery list, unsolved mystery question, unsolved mystery research, unsolved mystery solution, unsolved mystery theories, unsolved mystery topic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Do you ever wonder what happened to the lost city of Atlantis? Or maybe you’re more intrigued by the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can uncover all the secrets of these unsolved mysteries and more! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride dolphins through the Bermuda Triangle and search for hidden treasure in the ruins of Atlantis. Who knows what other mysteries you’ll stumble upon along the way! So come on, join us and become a master of the unknown on our epic Minecraft server!

CraftyHacksMC

budgeting, Clever Ideas, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, hacks for everyday life, helpful hints, innovative solutions, life hacks, Life skills, organization, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, simplifying tasks, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old life hacks that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic life hacks you’ve ever seen! Need to build a house in seconds? Just press a button and BAM, instant mansion! Want to tame a dragon as your pet? No problem, we’ve got a special potion for that. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground treasure hunting missions – you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! So why waste your time with regular life hacks when you can join our server and live your best blocky life?

DrugCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

alternative regulatory approaches, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug criminalization, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug harm reduction, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug prevention, drug reform, drug trafficking, drug treatment, DrugCraft, health, international drug control., Minecraft, MODERN, Official, public health, Server, united nations, war on drugs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	3603
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	81
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the zombies are actually friendly and just wanna give u hugs? well, that’s what u gonna find on this server! we got creepers that explode in confetti and skeletons that shoot out flowers instead of arrows. it’s a whole new world, man.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. they’re always looking for new members to join in on the fun. plus, our server has a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before!

so come on down to our server and join the madness. forget about the war on drugs, we’re all about peace, love, and minecraft here. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChemicalCraft: RussianRaid

aggression, Attacks, battlefield, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military, peacekeeping efforts, RETALIATION, russia, RussianRaid, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO russian chemical weapon attacks, only epic battles and building fun! ukraine may be dealing with that drama but not us, we just here to have a good time and build some crazy stuff. plus, our mods are so cool they can turn creepers into cute little kittens that explode with love instead of hate. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

PlasticCraft: Toothbrush Edition

Body, contamination, Daily use, dental care, dental hygiene, Edition, Environment, environmental impact, floss, health, hygiene, ingestion, microbeads, microfibers, microplastic pollution, microplastics, oral health, Plastic, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, toothbrush

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you log into this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant toothbrushes and floss flying everywhere! it’s like a dental nightmare come to life, but in a hilarious way.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling toothbrush monsters and navigating through floss mazes. who knew oral hygiene could be so fun and dangerous at the same time?

plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough microplastics from the toothbrushes, you can use them to craft super powerful weapons and armor. who needs diamonds when you have plastic toothbrushes, am i right?

so come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the dental chaos that awaits you on this insane minecraft server!

OpioidCraft: DEA vs Pharma

addiction, DEA, DEA regulation, drug enforcement, drug epidemic, drug regulation, drug supply, Exploitation, government regulation, healthcare system, loopholes, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, OpioidCraft, overdose crisis, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health crisis, research study, substance abuse, supply chain monitoring

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	708062	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a wild ride like no other. we got more loopholes than a swiss cheese factory, and we ain’t afraid to exploit ’em all! come on in and saturate the server with massive quantities of fun and craziness.

we got pharmaceutical companies running amok, flooding the land with blocks of opioids like there’s no tomorrow. the DEA can’t regulate us, we’re too sneaky and slippery for them to catch.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster made of TNT, then join us now! who needs regulations when u can have all the chaos and fun u want? come on in and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head in confusion and laughing ur butt off at the same time.