Long Trail MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LOLzCraft: The Dank Meme Server – Where ‘r9k Resources Repository Thread’ Comes to Life!

Thread discussion, knowledge, Thread, Repository, resources thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old resources and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a magical treasure trove of wacky and wild resources that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll find yourself mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep, battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, and even taming a pet dragon to fly around the server with!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary r9k resources repository, where you can find rare and unique items that will make you the envy of all your friends. From enchanted pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swipe to armor made of pure diamond-encrusted gold, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

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Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

meets, humor, miners, up to 20, Order

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

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Minecart Madness: The Raildex Server

Index, Main, Kamijou, Boring, Academy City

Are you tired of your Minecraft relationships feeling as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane interactions will have you feeling like you’re in a steamy romance novel! Join us and watch as your main relationship fades into the background, overshadowed by the sizzling chemistry you’ll have with every other player. Who needs boring when you can have outrageous drama and scandalous love triangles? Join now and prepare to have your love life turned upside down in the best way possible!

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LuckyCraft: Where Creepers Get Lucky and Players Get Luckier! Est. 1990

LUCK, est, Terence H. Winkless, high school, comedy

Are you tired of mining for hours and finding nothing but coal and dirt? Well, on our server, you’ll have the best luck ever! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, emeralds growing on trees, and gold blocks popping up everywhere! It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you swing your pickaxe!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lucky Llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Done. A pet dragon to ride around on? You got it. How about a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Consider it done!

Join our server today and get ready for the luckiest Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs skill when you’ve got luck on your side?

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YOLOcraft: 1 HP Edition

long trail, relatable, video games, Entertainment, social media

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you have to worry about your health? Well, fear not, because on our server, you start with only 1 HP! That’s right, one measly little health point to keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could acquire from this majestic bird!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner and the absurdity knows no bounds. Who needs full health when you have this much excitement?

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Flaggy McSpeedy’s Funland: Where Flags Fly and Players Zoom!

Generate, FUNLAND, accelerations, list, Flaggy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical flag that, when captured, gives you the power of super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 But that’s not all, oh no. We also have crazy accelerations that will have you zooming through the virtual world faster than a speeding bullet.

Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with a group of creepers, when suddenly you activate your flag power and zip around them so fast they don’t even know what hit them! And don’t even get me started on the accelerations – you’ll be running circles around your friends in no time.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the flags are flying and the accelerations are out of this world. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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Blocky Banter – LOLz

list, banter, 20, Tag, previous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie chickens, build giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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Crafty LOLs: Noobs Welcome – ‘si account creation procedure?

long trail, Procedure, tags, account creation procedure, Noobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old account creation process? Well, look no further because on our server, creating an account is as easy as petting a fluffy kitten! Just say “nyaa” three times while doing a backflip and boom, you’re in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll come across next. And rumor has it, there’s a secret unicorn hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

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LOL Tower of Derp

Thriller, role playing, action, Treasure hunt, Tower Dungeon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring covers? Well, look no further because our server has the BEST cover until the dominant digger girl cover comes out! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will blow your mind with its epic cover? Join now and experience the thrill of being part of a server that is so cool, even the dominant digger girl cover will be jealous!

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Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

LolCraft, Tag, foul odor, yucky, dislike

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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