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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7906 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!