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Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise

anonymous users, controversial discussions, current events, cyberbullying, digital discourse, echo chambers, freedom of speech, groupthink, internet culture, Media influence, Minecraft, online debates., online forums, POL, Political Correctness, political opinions, Politics, polParadise, public opinion, Server, social media, societal issues, Some things just never change

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Potions Brewed:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

EurotardCraft Minecraft Server

closed-mindedness, cultural ignorance, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, disrespectful attitudes, ethnocentrism, Eurocentrism, European stereotypes, EurotardCraft, eurotards, ignorance, intolerance, lack of education, Minecraft, narrow-mindedness, negative stereotypes, offensive behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, societal attitudes, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6769
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	231	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!

GymCreeperBlocker420

athletes, Community, emailing, football coach, GymCreeperBlocker420, HIGH, high school, Injuries, Intake, Marijuana, Paperwork, programming, sports, Stoned, strength and conditioning, summer lifting, Texting, Training, volunteer, volunteering, weight room

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

FamBam Betrayal

abandonment, BETRAYAL, coping, Disappointment, Dysfunctional, emotional, FamBam, family, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Loneliness, moving on, neglect, realization, relationships, Self Discovery, Support, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Mines Excavated:	1771	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of your so-called “family” never being there for you in Minecraft? Join our server and build a new family with us! Our community is so tight-knit, we’ll have your back more than your own siblings ever did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly Endermen who just want to help players find their true home in the pixelated world. So say goodbye to your fake family and hello to your new blocky buddies on our server!

HongKongSuicideCraft Server

anxiety, Awareness, Cases, Concern Group, counseling, Crisis, depression, Help, HIGH, Hong Kong, HongKongSuicideCraft, HOTLINE, intervention, mental health, Prevention, public health, Server, statistics, stigma, stress, suicides, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed

advocacy, Africa, Allowed, Ban, Bans, child marriage, children, Development, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kids, law, Legal, legislation, Marriage, MarriageCraft, policy, Protection, RIGHTS, Sierra Leone, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	7804
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4164	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.

EdgeOfGloryMC

athletic competition, athletic performance, Competition, edge placement, EdgeOfGloryMC, lane positioning, laned sports, race favorite, race favorites, race tactics, sports psychology, sports strategy, sports visibility, Sportsmanship, strategy, swim, swimming races, track, track events, VISIBILITY, visual advantage

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers give the best hugs (watch out tho, they explode).

u know why u should join? cuz our players are so pro, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat while doing a handstand. and our moderators are like magical unicorns, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted gear and golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a pack of wild wolves fight over a steak.

so come on over to our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). join us now and let the adventure begin!

CitrineCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, multiplayer survival factions minigames economy PVP roleplay creative skyblock dungeons quests mods plugins exploration building trading clans events loot pets, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to CitrineCraft! With us you will never get bored 🙂

Our server has a lot of stuff to do such as Leveling up your skills Grinding Making bases Having fun with other players Open public markets And lot more!

Join us today

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PolarPrison

animated, Bosses, Crates, Custom, Envoys, Free OP Items, Gangs, Keyalls, Minecraft, Pickaxe Enchants, PolarPrison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, season 1, upgradeable

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	5656
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to POLARPRISON SEASON 1 [1.8-1.21]

MANY CUSTOM FEATURES, INCLUDING: – Custom, Upgradeable, and Animated Pickaxe Enchants – Private Mines – Gangs – Bosses – Envoys – Crates and Keyalls – Free OP Items

play.polarprison.net

ZoneGens

banner, blocks, Community, Cool, Fighting, Gaming, Gen, Generator, Gens, GIF, Materials, mine, Minecraft, planet minecraft, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Upgrade, watch out, ZoneGens

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	6453	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Zonegens is the coolest Gen / PVP server on minecraft!in this server you can mine blocks to earn materials and eventually upgrade them to become the strongest. Watch out though, PVP is ON!

zonegens.minefort.com