come join our epic minecraft server where we build planes like boeing but better cuz we got diamonds and sht. forget about boeing in 2024, they aint got nothin on us. we got flying pigs and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. join us and be part of the most epic plane building adventure in the history of minecraft. trust me, you dont wanna miss out on this sht. fly high with us and leave boeing in the dust.
Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?
With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!
We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you’re brave enough to challenge our resident Ender Dragon tamer to a dance-off. We’ve even got a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there’s a haunted mansion hidden in the woods where the ghost of a creeper king roams the halls. Only the most skilled players have ever made it out alive!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Server Name | Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Active Since | Over 1 year |
| Current Players | 2 (actively recruiting) |
| Requirements | Premium account, +17 years old |
| Server IP | Hosting with Essentials |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server public or private? | The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server. |
| Can players collaborate on projects? | Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist. |
1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.
3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.
4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!
5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.
But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.
And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.
So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.
But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).
| Potatoland SMP Overview | |
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| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form
Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.
You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.
So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.
Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.
So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.
