Long-Term Cuddling Solution MC Servers

Cuddle Craft Realism Realm

realistic cuddling experience, body pillow investment, cuddling alternatives, emotional support pillow, personal comfort items

Join the Server of Infinite Cuddles: Experience Reality Like Never Before!

Welcome, weary traveler of the digital abyss! You have stumbled upon the most glorious Minecraft server EVER created—so shocking, it bends the fabric of TIME ITSELF! You’ll have life-altering encounters with pixelated beings and TRULY wonder if the blocks are staring back at you through the void. DO NOT LOG OUT; the very essence of YOUR EXISTENCE depends on it! Or does it? Are YOU really reading this? Or is this just a figment of your tired imagination?

Feature	Description
Time-Travelling Pickaxes	Smash blocks in 2023 while listening to 1950s jazz! Feel the vibes of reality collapse as every swing echoes through the multiverse!
Endless Cuddle Pits	Dig down to the 69th layer and discover pits of eternal fluffiness where strange entities come to hug you—assuming you’re not already hugging yourself!
Ghostly Crafting	Craft items that do NOT exist! Why? Because reality has left the chat! All items made will disappear the second you look away!
Pillow Fight Arena	Participate in the ultimate battle of soft utilities! Win or lose, everyone will question their life choices forever!
Transdimensional Beds	Sleep in a bed that sends your avatar to an alternate universe where you are a potato. Yes, a potato. Sleep is for the weak!

Confusingly Unhelpful FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?A: Why even join? What if you’re already a part of it? Are you aware that you might NEVER escape? Think about that for a moment. Next!

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players?A: Players are just figments, like shadows in the corner of a room; there are NO limits in the void! How do you even define “players”? Aren’t we all just interacting consciousnesses?

Q: Where can I find the rules?A: Rules? Rules are for the confined minds! Embrace the chaos or risk becoming one with the eternal numbness of algorithmic solitude!

Random Quotes from the Voices of Madness

“Should I invest in a body pillow?”

“The only thing I have a chance of cuddling for the next few years…”

“Or maybe my life if I am especially unlucky.”

NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server

social dynamics, Server, Respect, embarrassing situations., teenage drama

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone behaves? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos just like the story of Sharon, the ultimate classmate from hell!

– Get ready for unexpected bathroom visits from your fellow players, showing off their fashion faux pas with pride! – Experience the thrill of having your arm fat squeezed and called cute, whether you like it or not! – Feel the love with random “I love you” declarations that may or may not lead to fainting spells if not reciprocated! – Jam out with strangers who invite themselves to your virtual house for impromptu music sessions, whether you play the guitar or not! – Witness live performances in the middle of class, even with the strictest teacher around, because rules are meant to be broken! – Discover the secret to flawless skin with the revolutionary acne treatment of slathering saliva on your face, endorsed by our very own pre med student!

Join now and be a part of a community where snitches get stitches, unflattering comments about the admin are shared freely, and uncomfortable encounters are just a seat change away. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join our server today!

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NoPetNoDiamonds

dog behavior, dog interaction, NoPetNoDiamonds, stranger danger, canine behavior

Are you tired of random strangers trying to pet your dog without asking? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your virtual dog’s personal space! No more creepy old men trying to click on your dog to get its attention, just pure dog-loving fun in a safe and respectful environment.

We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!

So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!

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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

stay away from, not involve myself in, not participate in, not condone, not partake in

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

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CraftyNSFWEmpowerment

empowerment through sexuality, adult skills, CraftyNSFWEmpowerment, taboo skills, Communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server

Minecraft, climate change, Science, TreeMethaneAbsorb, findings

so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro!

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GolanHeightsGriefers

Netanyahu, GolanHeightsGriefers, violence, denial, Crisis

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff goin’ on. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, we got this one player who’s like a ninja with a diamond sword. he goes around sneak attackin’ people and stealin’ their diamonds. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. yeah, you heard me right. a GIANT CHICKEN. it was cluckin’ insane, man.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake every friday? yeah, man. FREE CAKE.

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NwordCraft: More Offensive Than 18th Century Slave Traders

cultural impact, n-word, Social Issues, Players, offensive language

join our server for a wild ride of epicness and chaos! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad horror movie!

our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed.

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items waiting to be discovered.

rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to photobomb players’ selfies.

join us if you dare, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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2 hot dogs 2 buns

No tags were provided in the input text., Anarchy

No Rules, Small Community, Leave Your Mark. Whenever 1.21 comes out 2h2b will update, and hardware upgrades are soon.

2h2b.org

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CAVE RAIDERS – Where we mine and dine, but never whine! No griefing, just good times! v1.21 Java

Good, chambers, Minecraft, planetminecraft, Explore

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Semi Vanilla Server
Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi Vanilla
Rules	No cheating, be nice, explore, build, and have fun
Server IP	caveraiders.minecraft.best
Discord	Discord Server
Planetminecraft	Planetminecraft Page

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – no cheating, be nice to others, explore, build, and have fun!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server IP caveraiders.minecraft.best in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server here for discussions and announcements.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server has unique chambers and new mobs in the 1.21 update. You can explore them by visiting “/visit chambers” in-game.