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6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of not getting any action in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual sex you want! Our pixelated avatars are always down for a good time 😉 Plus, rumor has it that diamonds aren’t the only thing you can mine in our server… 😉 So come on over and get ready to get lucky!

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

adult behavior, application, backgrounds, collide, Community, core community, Discord, family members, Flavors, gameplay, Hermitcraftlike, java, litematica, MARRIED, Mature Community, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Preferences, Reset, Season5, SEQCRAFT, smp, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, world, Xaero’s Map mods

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1241
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3021
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

August 26th, August 8th, Balmung, Black Cat Edition, Casual CC Sync Meetup, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edition, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, madness, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, smp, Top of the Ship, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7565	Ores Mined:	6784
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Our free companies are so powerful, they can summon dragons to do their bidding. Join one and become a dragon tamer in no time!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, biggest turn offs in a romantic partner, DATING, deal breakers, OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that make me cringe, things that make me lose attraction, things that make me lose desire, things that make me lose interest, things that make me uninterested, things that repel me, things that turn me off, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in dating, turn offs in relationships, turn-offs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	2759	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchantments Applied:	89

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8904
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	3321	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4757	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Come and join today!

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The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1989	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.