Long Review Series Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandparentGaloreMC

Affection, appreciation, children, controversy, disabled, family, grandchildren, GrandparentGaloreMC, Grandparents, Honoring, inspiration, love, mother figure, Naming, parenting, rejection, relationships, Respect, stepmother, tradition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Votes:	1308	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor family drama with our unique naming system! Join us and meet players like Summer, Robin, Luca, Phoenix, and our newest member inspired by grandmas with controversial names.

Experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where stepmothers demand name recognition and disabled siblings add an extra layer of complexity. Will you be the hero who brings peace to this virtual family feud? Or will you stir up even more drama?

Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable naming choices, and unexpected twists. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LordRetirement Minecraft Server

age limit, democratic governance., democratic process, government decision, government policy, House of Lords, House of Lords reform, Labour government, legislative branch, LordRetirement, Minecraft, political action, political change, political decision, political institution, political reform, public policy, retirement age, retirement age limit, Server, UK politics, unelected chamber

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness!

LipidCraftLiverRx

blood lipids, cholesterol, DRUG, health, lipid metabolism, lipid-lowering drug, LipidCraftLiverRx, liver damage, liver disease, liver function, liver function tests, liver health, liver pathology, liver treatment, Medical research, medication, metabolic disorders, metabolic syndrome, pemafibrate, Treatment, triglycerides

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	2339	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and suddenly you’re in this magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. Like, seriously, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has this super rare drug called pemafibrate that can make your character super strong and powerful. Like, you’ll be able to defeat any boss with just one hit and never have to worry about losing a battle again. Plus, it’s also a cure for liver disease, so you’ll be the healthiest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Realms of Awesomeness: Seeking Cool Peeps for Epic Adventures! No zombies allowed!

Adventures, Allowed, awesomeness, Cool, Epic, Peeps, Realms, seeking, SMP Multiplayer Survival Building Community Mature Chill Friendly Teamwork Adventure Exploration Fun Creative Active Modded Quests Events Economy Roleplay Minigames, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	2602

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/netherite-beacon-fakers-be-like/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
To keep it somewhat short me and some friends started a Minecraft survival world and we’ve been playing for about a week. We’re looking to add a few more people, preferably 21+ who can joke around while maintaining civility. Absolutely no griefing allowed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	We prefer players who are 21+.
Are players allowed to joke around?	Yes, as long as it remains civil and respectful.
What is the rule on griefing?	Absolutely no griefing allowed. Offenders will be kicked and the world will be reverted.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for like-minded individuals who enjoy building and creating memories in the survival world.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re in a Minecraft world where the mobs are wearing swimsuits and the only way to defeat them is by using yellow damage. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, that’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got joint firing drills, total assaults, and limit break assaults that will test your skills like never before.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Grand Assault featuring ShiroKuro in an urban setting with torment and light armor? Or maybe you’d prefer to balance Schale’s books with the General Student Council in a mind-bending event that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

OrcCraft – The Random Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chat, Community, discussion, Gaming, general, JavaScript, Livestream, Minecraft, online content, Orc, OrcCraft, pastebin, Platform, Random, randonneuring, Server, social media, toe eating, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, video archive, VOD Archive

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2340
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our Toe Eating Edition server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only way to survive is by eating toes! That’s right, forget about farming and crafting, on our server you’ll be hunting down other players to feast on their delicious toes for sustenance.

But that’s not all! We have special events like Toe Eating Tournaments where players compete to see who can eat the most toes in a set amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a diamond toe ring or a golden toenail clipper.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us on Toe Eating Edition! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a strong stomach, because things are about to get toe-tally crazy!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7351
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

beyond repair, communication breakdown, coping with heartbreak, CraftyLove, emotional disconnect, irreparable damage, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship, relationship advice, Repair, seeking advice, seeking closure, seeking help, seeking therapy, self reflection, Server, signs of a failing relationship, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, deep strikes, defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political tension, restrictions, russia, Server, southern Ukraine, territorial dispute, Ukraine, US, Zelensky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

anger, children, Conflict, Crisis, Die, Diplomacy, emotions, Grief, Humanity, Justice, kill, leadership, Peace, president, putin, slayer, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!