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DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	1480
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	105
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2227	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4429
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!