Long John – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BidenCraft2021
Address, biden, BidenCraft2021, democratic party, emotional goodbye, end of an era, Farewell, Government, historical moment, leadership, Legacy, long serving politician, Oval Office, political career, political figure, Politics, Presidency, public service, Retirement, Speech, united states
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!

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MouthyCraft: Mental Block Party
BLOCK, brain function, brain health, dental health, gut-brain axis, Mental, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Microbiome, MouthyCraft, oral bacteria, oral health, oral health care, oral health connection, oral health habits, oral health research, oral hygiene, oral microbiota, Party
hey u, yes u! ever thought ur mouth bacteria could be messin with ur brain? well, on our server, we got the craziest connection between oral bacteria and mental health symptoms! join us and u might just unlock the secrets of the oral-brain axis! who knew that the key to happiness could be in ur mouth all along? come on in and let’s explore this wacky world together! but be warned, u might start talkin to ur toothbrush after a while.

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2025MC
Anarchy, Anarchy Chaos Survival PvP Hardcore Free-for-all Unrestricted Lawless PvPvE Raiding Destruction Rebellion Freedom Insanity Carnage Uncontrolled Wild Mayhem Anomie Reckless, Survival
Welcome to the Anarchy Server
No rules. No limits. No mercy. Grief, fight, steal, and build—anything goes. No admins, no resets—just pure chaos.
Can you survive the madness?
Server IP Address node17.consulhosting.net:24118
node17.consulhosting.net:24118

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Eternal Legacy Minecraft 1.20.6
1.20.6, Commitment, cuck, Cuckolding, DATING, emasculation, emotional pain, ETERNAL, Insecurity, Legacy, love, loyalty, man, Marriage, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, roasties, romantic relationship, Self Respect, self worth, Trust, Virgins, WOMAN
Join our Minecraft server where the only cucking happening is when you steal someone’s diamonds!
We promise no romantic relationships, just pure block-building fun.
You won’t have to worry about getting cucked by any virtual women here.
Maintain your self-respect by dominating in PvP battles and creating epic structures.
Who needs love when you have a virtual world to conquer?
Join now and say goodbye to the woes of dating and hello to the joys of Minecraft madness!

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BasementBunkers Minecraft Server
Accommodation, Argument, basement, BasementBunkers, blanket, cold, cramped, dusty, family, guest bedroom, living room, luggage, mattress, Minecraft, only child, parents, Pillow, RELATIVES, Server, settling in, sleeping arrangements, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.
Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

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MommaDramaCraft
Afterpay, bills, blowing up, DEBT, electrition, family, Fiance, Florida, gift card, long tail, mom, MommaDramaCraft, Needs, oil delivery, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, strict with money, Texting, Wants
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities and responsibility come before wants… unless those wants involve building a giant wine cellar out of diamond blocks! 🍷💎
Join us and meet players like (F) 32, who put her whole life on pause to help her mom buy unnecessary things with gift cards from Afterpay. But don’t worry, her fiance (M) 35 is here to set things straight and teach everyone the difference between wants and needs.
Build your dream home, pay your bills on time, and maybe even help out an electrician who’s been waiting for payment for a year – all while enjoying a glass of virtual wine in your luxurious Minecraft mansion.
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to prioritize responsibly, or you might end up with a virtual oil delivery every three weeks! 🤣🏠🍷

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LifeLackingMC SMP
balance, Clarity, Contentment, Direction, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeLackingMC, love, missing, motivation, Passion, Peace, purpose, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success
Bro, let me tell you, what’s missing in your life is this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them, and a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party.
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have a secret hidden treasure chest that’s filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples. And get this, if you find it, you get to ride a unicorn around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire? Yeah, he’s pretty dope. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword. Like, how crazy is that?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise. Let’s go on this wild adventure together and make memories that will last a lifetime. YOLO, am I right?

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CraftyFreebies
CraftyFreebies
Are you tired of the real world where everything costs an arm and a block of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where everything is free…except for the air you breathe, but we’re working on that!
Join our server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out free hugs, and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you need resources or just someone to build a giant statue of you in the town square.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
cease-fire, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Truce, VIOLATION
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, it’s cray cray.
like, one time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then, outta nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked and tried to steal the eggs. it was wild, man.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city that someone found while mining for diamonds. turns out, it was inhabited by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to trade for rare items.
plus, we have the most lit parties every weekend at the spawn point. there’s music, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies. it’s a blast, trust me.
so, come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally awesome minecraft server. you won’t regret it, bro.

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GazaGriefCraft: Netanyahu’s Last Minute Crisis
Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaGriefCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, last minute, MIDDLE EAST, minute, negotiations, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, peace talks, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, uncertainty
So like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Netanyahu postponing that ceasefire deal over some last minute crisis with Hamas. But don’t worry, our server is drama-free (unless you count the epic battles between players). Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic creations ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns (okay, maybe not unicorns but you get the idea). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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