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Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	84
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

brand, Craftsmanship, CraftyCrafterz, Designer, Durability, exclusive, expensive, high end, high quality, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, name brand, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top tier, top-notch, Value, worth it

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	7872	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	67	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!