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LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1256
Votes:	4270	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	3217

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9363	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	157	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	9931

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	376544
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Potions Brewed:	176
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”