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DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

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come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

BritCraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	4747
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2364	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Farms Harvested:	453
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6288	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

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“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

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DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2578	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3