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MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	3858
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	157	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	148	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6543	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!