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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	7078
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	9295
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7474	New Chunks Explored:	710429
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Items Found:	2731
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?