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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3002 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8908 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
