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ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	297	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	876313	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4721

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	653968	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

hidden, hidden skill, hidden talent, hidden talent reveal, mysterious talent, obscure talent, rare ability, rare talent, secret ability, Skills, special gift, special talent, surprising skill, surprising talent, TalentCraft, uncommon ability, undiscovered talent, unexpected skill, unique skill, unique talent showcase, unknown talent, Unleashed, unusual hobby, unusual talent

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2916
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

HarrisFundraiserMC Server

+x, Account Suspension, Account.., Campaign, controversy, democratic party, donation, fundraiser, fundraising event, harris, HarrisFundraiserMC, Long tail tags: Social media, Political Support, presidential candidate, Server, supporting, suspends, twitter

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
New Chunks Explored:	720403	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BountyBashCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

11 days, 4 to 8 hours, 64.4%, deet, disease prevention, disease-spreading mosquitoes, genetic modification, genetically engineered, human skin microbiome, insect repellent, long-lasting effect, Mice, microbiome engineering, mosquito attraction, mosquito control, MosquitoBeGone, repellent effect, scientific breakthrough, scientists, skin protection, Skincraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

🌸 Wanna get elemental with us? Join BMC4 for some modded chaos! 🌸 #ElementalSMP

Better MC 4, bmc4, building, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Development, discussions, Economy, Elemental, ElementalSMP, Join, Lag, Longevity, Modded, Nationiers, public survival server, Quality, server hardware, smp, Suggestions, system admin team, Tech, Trading, voice chat, Wanna, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

About Us

We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our smp with “Better MC 4” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to way in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.

When do we launch?

We intend to launch after we reach our goal of pre whitelisted players, to ensure we will have a strong community from the jump. We welcome you to get whitelisted early and get to know your fellow community members as well as take part in formative polls and discussions that will shape the future of our world.

Our Team

Our system admin team is well versed in Minecraft development and currently hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. We have plenty of experience and are here to ensure that playing elemental is a smooth and enjoyable experience. We will assist you at every step and never lead you astray. Along with our development experience we also have vast knowledge of community building and creating long lasting communities. This means we will not just wash away, we are here to stay.

(Get whitelisted today!)

Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

Modpack – BMC4

Status – Pre access whitelist

CORE – Forge

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I get whitelisted?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the whitelist channel.
What modpack are you using?	We are using “Better MC 4” modpack for our server.
What is the status of the server?	We are currently in the pre-access whitelist phase, gearing up for our official launch.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have voice chat enabled for better communication and collaboration among players.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage all community members to share their ideas and suggestions to help shape the server’s future.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, Outside the Canvas Inside the Lens, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Well, look no further, because our server is forged in flames just like your mom’s cooking! Join now and get a free hand…literally, because we’re giving out hands for free!

Our current character banner includes Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re not just pixels, they’re your new best friends. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – we’ve got swords that can cut through anything, even your ex’s excuses.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes, and Primogems galore! Use code GENSHINGIFT for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual gems (Disclaimer: not actually a lifetime supply).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s probably just a boring old block.