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But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

OPClash.com

Wishcraft

Survival

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This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

209.105.238.204

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

hawkserv.co.uk

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

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We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

play.the-obsidian.com

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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108.60.204.69

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

mc.sonorabuild.net

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

ocean.viper.works

CrystalCrafted

Factions

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Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

185.57.188.243

Ptcl Gaming Lounge

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

182.176.65.4:25565

182.176.65.4

MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

167.114.91.146

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	401419
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Crops Grown:	6068	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	3569
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Star Shards Collected:	282	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Void Gems Collected:	11

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	356
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8745
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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