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> Reason For Everything Bad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	695
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the reason for everything bad happening is… women! That’s right, blame it all on the ladies, lollmao!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9491	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magic Items Found:	4507	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	7268
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9291
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	132
Emeralds Found:	6429	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1716	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits

BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover

appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization

ADMIN, ant mobs, bedrock, better minecraft mod, Civilization, Creative mode, Dev, Disaster Dimension, Fancy, Forge, GOD, Hacks, INFORMATION, java, kernel panic, lag machine, macbook air, macOS Sonoma, Minecraft, Modded, Netherite portal, OWNER, restart, ruby, rules, Server, SERVER HOST, simulation, survival mode, Taste, Tnt, Trees, TUESDAY, villagers, Wrath

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server

Server Name	Civilization of the Rubies
Server Type	Minecraft
Rules	NO LAG MACHINES NO HACK CLIENTS Self-hosted server Admin player: Dev Avoid Disaster Dimension portal Encouraged to build civilization Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP	shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164
Mod Link	https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?

A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.

Q: Who is the admin of the server?

A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.

Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.

Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.

Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!