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  • > Reason For Everything Bad Minecraft SMP

    > Reason For Everything Bad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2943
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the reason for everything bad happening is… women! That’s right, blame it all on the ladies, lollmao!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

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  • LMAO Even Minecraft Server

    LMAO Even Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4142
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 115 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1773 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Farms Harvested: 378
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

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  • Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Minecraft SMP

    Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2154
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Votes: 3321 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection of Minecraft SMPs – full of surprises and unexpected twists!

    Join us for a wild ride where the movement is so different, it’ll make your head spin! We’ve got bugs that are so small, they might as well be invisible, but don’t worry, they just add to the challenge. And don’t even get me started on the engine – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in the world of Minecraft!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss battle waiting for those who dare to seek it out – do you have what it takes to defeat it?

    But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are as crazy and wacky as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and unlock all the hidden secrets that await you. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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  • ToiletPup Minecraft Server

    ToiletPup Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7124
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1094
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

    Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

    So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

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  • TipsyTeaseCraft

    TipsyTeaseCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7257
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

    Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostInMinecraftSMP

    LostInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1287
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Towns Built: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

    So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

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  • AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

    AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5587
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3927 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

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  • FrozenAssetMC_Server

    FrozenAssetMC_Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8273
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Potions Brewed: 55 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3033 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

    WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

    JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

    ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5690
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

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  • BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

    BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4898
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

    our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

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  • WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

    WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 2796
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8975

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

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  • Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

    Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
    Gameplay No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
    Current Features SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
    Updates More updates will be rolled out in the future.
    Installation Instructions Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players does the server support? The server supports up to 60 players.
    What are some of the features available on the server? Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
    Are there any gameplay rules limiting players? No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
    Where can I find the installation instructions? Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

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