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> Reason For Everything Bad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	139
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	938885
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the reason for everything bad happening is… women! That’s right, blame it all on the ladies, lollmao!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!

LMAO Even Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, even, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, jesting, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, lol, lollmao, Minecraft, mirthful, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ores Mined:	9176	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	999339

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6541	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	8614	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aerial threats, airspace safety, aviation disruption, aviation security, balloon incidents, balloon launches, disrupt flights, emergency response, fire hazards, flight delays, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea flights, North Korea trash balloons, North Korean provocations, rooftop fire, rooftop fire incident, seoul, Seoul flights, Server, south korea, trash balloons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

accusations, aerial footage, China, cross-border incident, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Espionage, foreign nationals, government response, illegal drone video, international relations, investigation, Korean, legal consequences, military technology, national defense, security breach, south korea, Students, Surveillance, territorial violation, unauthorized filming, US carrier

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Votes:	5828
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!