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CraftyLoveDating

baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, emotional intelligence, emotions, Expectations, Honesty, Insecurities, past experiences, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	3577
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Ores Mined:	5001	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of dating boring players who can’t even build a decent dirt house in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating paradise for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us and find your perfect player two who can slay creepers with you, mine diamonds together, and even build a castle for your future Minecraft wedding!

Our server is filled with handsome Steve look-alikes and beautiful Alex clones just waiting to meet their pixelated soulmates. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and swipe right on love in the world of Minecraft!

MidFlightMinecraftServer

2025, air travel, aircraft malfunction, Airline (Industry), airline incidents, Aviation, aviation news, emergency landing, flight delays, flight disruptions, maintenance issues, mechanical failure, mid-flight, MidFlightMinecraftServer, passenger safety, plane breakdown, Russian airline, Russian aviation, Technical Problems, Transportation, travel

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! The plane breaks down in mid-air. And get this, it’s the FOURTH Russian airline plane to break down in 2025! Like, what are the odds, right?

But hey, if you’re looking for a server to join that won’t break down on you mid-flight, then you gotta check out our Minecraft server! We promise our virtual planes are top-notch and won’t crash on you (unless, of course, you build them that way, but that’s on you, buddy).

Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few surprise plane crashes (just kidding, we don’t actually crash planes on our server…unless you want us to). So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it…probably.

PutinVsBorisIdiot2021

aggression, boris johnson, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, imperialism, insults, international relations, Leaders, Politics, PutinVsBorisIdiot2021, russia, strong language, Tensions, uk, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2007	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.

Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?

CortexCraft: Teen Eats Wildly

adolescence, Behavior, brain development, brain maturation, brain structure, cognitive development., cortex thickness, cortex volume, CortexCraft, Development, eating behaviors, Eats, emotional eating, mental health, neuroscience, Psychology, research, restrictive eating, Teen, teenagers, uncontrolled eating, WILDLY, young adulthood

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. It’s like your brain is gonna get all mature and stuff while you play. And get this, if you play on our server, you’ll like totally decrease the thickness of your cortex. And that means you won’t be all restrictive with your eating habits when you grow up. Like, whoa, that’s some crazy science stuff right there.

So, like, come join our server and level up your brain while you mine for diamonds and stuff. And, like, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the future because your brain will be all mature and stuff. Plus, we have this secret potion that will make you eat like a total emotional unicorn. It’s like magic, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate brainiac chef with emotional eating superpowers. It’s gonna be epic, dude.

Atlas

Atlas, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Atlas Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Atlas
Version	Forge 1.20.1
Modpack Focus	Clockwork and Create
Features	SMP, faction system, custom map, tanks, airships, custom airships

FAQ

General Rules

#	Rule
1	Respect all players and their time. Make the server enjoyable for everyone.
2	Admins will not get involved in wars, battles, or disputes between players.

Griefing, Stealing, and Raiding

#	Rule
1	Allowed only if: For faction bases: At least 2 members of the faction are online. For non-faction bases: The owner of the base is online.
2	Excessive destruction (e.g., destroying everything for no reason) is discouraged.
3	If the base owner logs off mid-raid, raiders must stop unless the raid started while the owner was online.

Wars and PvP

#	Rule
1	Anything goes during wars and battles as long as the griefing/raiding rules are followed.
2	Alliances, treaties, and betrayals are allowed—players decide the outcome.

Admin Guidelines

#	Rule
1	Admins handle technical issues and rule enforcement only, not player conflicts.
2	All admin decisions are final.

Play fair and have fun!

Supported Mods

VS tournament, Trackwork, CC, Vics point blank, Tinkers construct, and many more

So if you’re interested in a semi-anarchy server, join us!

Mystic Enigma Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Decoding, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, misunderstanding, Mysterious, mystic, perplexed, perplexing statement, puzzled, puzzled expression, Realms, trying to understand, Unclear, Unraveling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	490	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	7783	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most mind-bending experience of your life!

Explore a world where reality is twisted and turned on its head, just like that confusing message from your ex.

Build your own wacky creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.

Embark on quests that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are just as confused and intrigued as you are.

What are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and see what she really meant by all of this!

MommaSaidNoChoco

ADVANTAGE, ANNOY, annoyance, apartment, asking, Assertiveness, back off, Birthday, Boundaries, Chocolate, Confrontation, EXCUSE, Kids, mom, MommaSaidNoChoco, parenting, Respect, STOP, WIBTA

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2507
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	258	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of random girls showing up at your virtual doorstep asking for chocolate every month? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no chocolate moochers” policy! Join us and never worry about unwanted visitors asking for sweets again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground chocolate factory where you can mine for cocoa beans and craft your own delicious treats. Just watch out for the Oompa Loompas!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to those pesky chocolate beggars. It’s time to build, mine, and indulge in all the sugary goodness your heart desires. Join now and let the chocolatey adventures begin!

BlockyNormsGoneWild

bizarre norms, BlockyNormsGoneWild, cultural norms, odd norms, ridiculous norms, social expectations, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal rules, societal standards, societal taboos, societal traditions, societal values, strange norms, unconventional behaviors, unconventional norms

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	5724
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the shackles of normalcy! We have a village where everyone walks around on their hands instead of their feet, because who needs feet when you can have HANDS FOR FEET?! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world – join them if you dare! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky, come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly!

TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

ABP, comp, compensation concerns, compensation issues, concerns, corporate responsibility, employee rights, ethical business practices, ethical investing, finance, financial news, Investments, Labor, labor concerns, labor practices, lols, SELLING, shareholder activism, shares, social responsibility, stock market, tesla, tesla stock, TeslaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	5678	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

AugustaMC

Assistance, building, Community, concerns, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom world, Economy, Enjoyable environment, Events, friendship, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, MONEY, PvE, PvP, questions, Safety, Staff Team, Survival, Tasks, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to AugustaMC! The ideal server for players who enjoy building, surviving, earning money, and making friends. Our Towny server just released where players can join existing towns or create their own and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. With our custom world generation, your creativity will skyrocket!

AugustaMC ensures a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities and events. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by working jobs, completing tasks, and selling items; use it to take over the leaderboards! Our staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns.

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