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AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Flash Before Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	138	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

”/CreeperCult – TNT Enthusiasts Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our official website is so lit, it’s practically on fire! And don’t even get me started on our schedule – it’s like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our Twitter is basically a comedy show in itself, with our characters dropping the most outrageous tweets you’ve ever seen. From Lia 鈴香アシェリア causing chaos to Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ pulling off the most insane stunts, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

And let’s not forget about our unofficial archives – they’re like a secret vault of all the craziest moments that weren’t meant for the public eye. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that goes down in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a chicken while battling a horde of creepers. It’s that insane!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	52	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4385
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ores Mined:	3033
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3467	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!