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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	3571

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Votes:	6603	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	290	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	124
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Votes:	5003
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	3728	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!