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HolyCraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3646	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3207
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further! Our server is run by Sergey, a hilarious comedian who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building epic structures to battling mobs, Sergey’s commentary will have you in stitches the whole time. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready to LOL like never before!

ByeByeBuddyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	259
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as a wealthy family with a live-in nanny? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can live in a MIL unit, just like Terra did, and enjoy all the perks of free housing, food, and utilities. But be warned, you might have to deal with unexpected job changes, health issues, and demanding bosses (aka the admins).

Don’t worry about finding the perfect job on our server, just like Terra, you can take as many “sick days” as you want and avoid stressful job searches. And if things get too crazy, we might just kick you out like Terra got the boot from her job and our server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just remember, the end date is always looming, and you never know when you might get the boot!

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate movie-watching experience! Our server has a special plugin that allows you to watch movies in-game while fighting off creepers and zombies. Imagine watching “Titanic” while building a giant ship of your own, or watching “Jurassic Park” while taming your very own pet dinosaur! Plus, rumor has it that if you watch “The Matrix” on our server, you’ll actually be transported into the movie and have to dodge bullets in slow motion. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience movie night like never before!

AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

CraftyDecisionz

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena with you. And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize, this server is just full of surprises and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a relaxing fishing trip, only to have a giant squid jump out of the water and challenge you to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else!

Plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe when you need it most. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Get Whitelisted and Embrace Your Inner Fantasy on this Creative Server!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Medieval Fantasy Minecraft Server

Overview
Hello there, I was playing around with the idea of making a medieval fantasy world in creative Minecraft for a while, BUT you should be able to actually play in it. I still want to do it in vanilla tho, which is why stuff like questing is probably out of the picture, but stuff like looting, exploring, dungeons, etc. would still be possible. Already have a couple of ideas on how this could work. Anyone interested in making a server and trying this out?

Overview

Hello there, I was playing around with the idea of making a medieval fantasy world in creative Minecraft for a while, BUT you should be able to actually play in it. I still want to do it in vanilla tho, which is why stuff like questing is probably out of the picture, but stuff like looting, exploring, dungeons, etc. would still be possible. Already have a couple of ideas on how this could work. Anyone interested in making a server and trying this out?

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is open to all players, regardless of experience level.
Will there be questing in the server?	Questing may not be available in this vanilla server, but there will be opportunities for looting, exploring, and dungeon crawling.
How can I join the server?	Details on how to join the server will be provided once it is set up. Stay tuned for updates!
What kind of medieval fantasy elements can I expect in the world?	Expect to see castles, villages, forests, mountains, and other fantasy-themed structures in the world.

PrehistoricMC Server: Were Humans Here Before Adam & Eve?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the pre-Adam and Eve humans hang out! That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where ancient humans used to party it up before the whole Garden of Eden debacle.

Join us for epic battles against dinosaurs, quests to uncover lost civilizations, and of course, plenty of snacks (because who doesn’t love a good snack break while exploring ancient ruins?).

So if you’re ready to uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric past and have a laugh along the way, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while you’re at it!

Kinetic Car Chase Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old car chases in movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic car chases you’ll ever see! Imagine riding through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to outrun other players in their tricked-out minecarts. It’s like Fast and Furious meets Minecraft, and it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! So join our server now and experience the adrenaline-pumping action for yourself. Who needs Hollywood when you have our crazy car chases in the world of blocks and mobs?

WormCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crops Grown:	5567	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

What if we told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a worm?! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, on our server you can slither your way through the blocky world and see things from a whole new perspective. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow worm to love you for who you truly are! Join us now and experience the wiggly wonders of our server like never before!

WrongCraft: Oops Edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about accidentally sending a message to your mom instead of your crush ever again.

Our server is so epic that even if you do send a cringy text to the wrong person, they’ll just laugh it off because they’ll be too busy building amazing structures and battling dragons with you. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive that they’ll probably share their own embarrassing text stories to make you feel better.

So come on, join us and leave those awkward text mishaps in the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft soulmate who will never judge you for sending a text meant for someone else.