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Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Towns Built:	8	Mines Excavated:	2179
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	535	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	119	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Falling into the Void:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1519
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Tau Tangle Terminator Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we DESTROY tau tangles like a boss! forget about boring old therapy, we selectively remove aggregated tau proteins and improve your gaming skills like never before. our players have seen their neurodegeneration symptoms slow down and their motor function improve drastically. it’s like a miracle cure for your minecraft skills! join now and level up like never before!

arcadius earth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

If you’re a Minecraft fan looking for a fresh and exciting twist, playing on a Minecraft Earth server where you can create your own country and engage in PvP with factions.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magic Items Found:	2367	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying llamas that shoot fireballs out of their butts! Join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and conquer the land with your army of explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!