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DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Votes:	2897
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Towns Built:	8

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	858

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!