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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7254 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1582 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7837 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.
Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
