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Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub! -
Blocky Bedrock: The Movie Buffs Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, for this dungeon was guarded by a ferocious pack of killer bunnies wearing top hats. Our brave player managed to defeat the bunnies with nothing but a carrot and a dream, and emerged victorious with riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots, because why not?
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs boring old sex scenes in movies when you can have epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Let your creativity run wild and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). See you there!
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UkrainianWeaponWars
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR THE RUSSIANS WILL INVADE YOUR MINECRAFT HOUSE WITH WEAPONS AND TNT!!! ðąðąðąWE HAVE THE MOST EPIC PVP BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE! ðĢðĨ
ALSO, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! ðĶð
IF YOU DON’T JOIN, THE US WILL GIVE UKRAINE ALL THE DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR THEY WANT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! ð
SO COME JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE SHENANIGANS THAT HAPPEN ON OUR SERVER EVERY DAY! ðĪŠð
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Rachel’s Minecraft Server: No Wrongdoing
Are you tired of being blamed for everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server where Rachel did nothing wrong! She’s the scapegoat for all the creeper explosions, stolen diamonds, and accidental lava deaths. Plus, rumor has it she’s secretly a pro at building epic castles and redstone contraptions. So come join the fun and let Rachel take the fall for all your Minecraft mishaps! -
MineFitCraft
Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles! -
HaniyehsRevengeCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!
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KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!
Minecraft Server Overview
Launch Date 25th of August Server Location Europe Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP FAQs
Question Answer What is the theme of the server? The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance. Will there be PvP and combat? PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms. How many kingdoms will there be? 5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players. -
CraftyChick Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!
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Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!