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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2165 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
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