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> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, deportation, deported, difficult decision, difficult living situation, family, family dynamics, Household, illegal entry, illegal immigrants, immigration, living situation, overcrowded, overcrowding, Police, privacy, Report, sham marriage, sharing, stress, VISAS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5508
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.

And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!

BreakupCraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5507
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to life’s most burning questions, like what is the biggest killer of relationships nowadays? Is it creepers blowing up your house? Is it accidentally hitting your friend’s pet wolf with a diamond sword? Or is it simply not sharing your enchanted golden apples? Find out on our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “TNT explosion!” Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

CraftyCrisis

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crops Grown:	7101
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than russia losing 600,000 soldiers in a game of chicken with ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the fuss is about. we have more explosions than a fireworks show on the fourth of july and more drama than a kardashian family reunion. come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – it’s the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe!

HeliGuard vs FPV: Russia Edition

aerospace, aircraft, Aviation, countermeasures, Defense, Drone Detection, Edition, FPV, FPV Drones, helicopters, HeliGuard, innovation, Military, national security, Protect, russia, scrambles, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	282
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Emeralds Found:	6765

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: Russia is going crazy trying to protect their helicopters from FPV drones, right? Well, on our server, you can join in on the action and help protect the choppers yourself! Fly your own drone and take down those pesky helicopters before they even know what hit ’em! It’s a wild ride full of adrenaline and explosions, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those helicopters who’s boss! #DroneSquadGoals #RussiaAintGotNothinOnUs

All the Creat modpack & public server with moddles of fun!

Active players, claim-chunk, creat, Datapack, dedicated machine., Discord, Distant Horizon, Endgame, Fun, gameplay, Items, landscapes, Mechanics, Modded, moddles, Modpack, modrinth, Public, public server, recipes, Server, Structures, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4158
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	8306	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	195

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public Minecraft server for the Create modpack
Features	Pre-generated world with Vanilla+ and Create structures, tools and weapons modified for Create mechanics, compatible with Distant Horizon mod, lag-free gameplay on dedicated server
Active Players	Around ten active players daily
Modpack Link	All The Create Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can access the server directly from the modpack’s main menu.

Q: What is the server’s claim-chunk system?

A: The server has a claim-chunk system where players can claim and protect their land from others.

Q: Are there any special commands available on the server?

A: Yes, there are basic commands available to players on the server for convenience.

Q: Is the world regularly reset?

A: Yes, structures in the world are regularly reset to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Q: Is the server performance reliable?

A: The server is hosted on a high-performance dedicated machine to ensure lag-free gameplay for all players.

GameShowCraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Join our Minecraft server and settle all your family arguments with a virtual gameshow where the answers are always outrageous! We guarantee that looking in the mirror will never be the same again, as you’ll see yourself transformed into a blocky pixelated version of your wildest dreams. Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old gameshow on TV when you can join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience?

CraftyCash SMP – Mining for Minecraft SMP Bucks!

Analysis, Bucks, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyCash, economic impact, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial future, Financial goals, financial health, Financial implications, financial literacy, financial management, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial strategies, Investments, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, Mining, money management, personal finance, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win real-life prizes like a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a one-on-one dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your diamond pickaxe will thank you.

WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.