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HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7477	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Towns Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Animals Bred:	176

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6285
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchantments Applied:	92	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2734
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1254
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.