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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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