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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Towns Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	626444	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	5647	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	8387
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
New Chunks Explored:	120147	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!