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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6294 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Star Shards Collected: | 97 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4526 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9187 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.