#lofihiphopedits Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	2203
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have villagers who are constantly getting it on! That’s right, witness the scandalous love affairs of our pixelated friends as they reproduce like there’s no tomorrow. Join now for a front-row seat to all the steamy action!

StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	7257

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

SkipCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

SickDayDenierAITA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	4664
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

MemeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we fight, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we always have each other’s backs (unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llama warriors who roam the land in search of justice (and carrots). Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their spit and sheer determination.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you go crazy, you’ll never go back!

Block Pride Parades!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

LebCraft: Power Plant Party!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, lebanon is like, having a power outage, right? but guess what, our minecraft server has ALL the power, like, we never run out of power cuz we got magical power plants that never shut down. join our server and never worry about losing power again, cuz we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here, so come join the fun and never worry about power outages again!

MCSUGARS: Where diamonds are sweeter than sugar! No whitelist, just diamond economy & player warps. Join us on Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance). You can also claim land, create player warps, and set up chest shops to become the richest player!
World Border	50000
Map Size	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I start playing on MCSugars server?

A: You can join by entering the IP “mcsugars.com” in your Minecraft client.

Q: How can I earn diamonds in the economy?

A: You can earn diamonds by mining them or trading with other players. Use commands /deposit or /withdraw to manage your diamond balance.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: Yes, you can use land claiming feature to protect your territory and build securely.

Q: How do player warps work?

A: You can set up player warps to invite other players to visit your creations or shops easily.

Q: What can I sell in chest shops?

A: You can sell high demand items like diamonds, enchanted gear, or rare resources to become the richest player on the server.

MassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

Minecraft SMP – StableDude69

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7736	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you! We’re talking no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed here.

But why should you join this exclusive club, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground society of furries who create the most epic art you’ve ever seen? We’re talking furry artist tags, real artist tags, and even a community spreadsheet that will blow your mind!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got resources galore! From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Plus, we have crazy tools like the Openpose editor extension and online pose editor that will have you striking epic poses in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got local setups for Nvidia, AMD, and CPU users, so no matter what hardware you’re rocking, we’ve got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our guides and extras – learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and optimize Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the wildest, most insane gaming community you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club! See you in the game, gamers!