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Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	455901	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2002
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	3400	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	106
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	4687	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7202	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1879	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7939

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!