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Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8885
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	833
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Farms Harvested:	842
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	4996	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Crops Grown:	9299

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchantments Applied:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Star Shards Collected:	285	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!