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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1949 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 461 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.
we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.
