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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, DATING, Deep Conversations, emotional intelligence, emotions, feelings, late 20s, love, lovecraft, materialism, mid 20s, Minecraft, modern women, partner preferences, personal connection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Superficiality, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	655072	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Tired of dating apps where people treat you like a Pokemon trainer trying to catch ’em all based on stats? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we value deep conversations, understanding, and finding a decent person to match your values. No more searching for a trophy partner, find someone who actually wants to get to know you as a person. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and surprises – who needs a trophy partner when you can have a diamond sword instead? Join us now and level up your love life in the most epic way possible!

CraftySMP Insider

Apple, awkward shoot, awkward silence, behind the scenes, Covid risk, CraftySMP, cutting action, Distance, DSLRs, Filming, filming techniques, GOOGLE, headphones, Insider, iPhone, marques brownlee, monitor, Podcast, podcast production, setup, social distancing, tense moment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	178
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ParentalPixelPanic

anger, BURGERS, cataract surgery, DAUGHTER, fake meat, family, grilling, holiday, impossible beef, judgmental, Laughter, mean trick, Meatloaf, MIX UP, mushroom burger, overreacting, ParentalPixelPanic, picky eater, taco meat, vacation, Vegetarian

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	589373	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

beauty, Confidence, DiamondsAndDirt, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender equality, Girl Power, Identity, Inclusivity, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, resilience, self love, Self-expression, Sisterhood, smp, strength, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

act, apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic disappearance, catastrophic event, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, disappearing object, end of civilization., global catastrophe, global impact, Havoc, long term chaos, Mass Confusion, maximum chaos, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, society collapse, Vanishing, world, worldwide panic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, eastern europe, fierce fighting, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, military advance, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, russia, Server, territorial incursion, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian forces, W&P

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally!

CruiseMissileCraft

Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, hundreds of miles away, long-range cruise missiles, Military, military capabilities, Missiles, nato, SECURITY, Targets, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Dragon Eggs Found:	7438
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1160
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).