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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 544 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.