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AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	4219

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	893	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	518376
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7032
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	1510
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	133	Magic Items Found:	1687
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8144	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.