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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7509 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Farms Harvested: | 925 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.