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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4614 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.