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SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	935710
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	3633
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	9763
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	4968	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9823
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mines Excavated:	1542
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.

HostageHavocMC

activism, Community, death, demonstration, General strike, Grief, HostageHavocMC, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, labor rights, MONDAY, mourning, protest, social justice, solidarity, solidarity rally, Tragedy, violence, workers’ rights

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	721146
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for their gaming videos and tutorials on YouTube. With a focus on technology and gaming, Techy Plays has gained a loyal following for their in-depth reviews, gameplay commentary, and tech tips. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to inspire and entertain viewers with their engaging content.

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bat, Creative, DDNS, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Towns Built:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, No-griefing Survival SMP, Griefing allowed SMP
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.
Do you run player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
How often do you update the server?	We actively update and maintain the server to ensure a smooth gaming experience.