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Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	526	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	280
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	4011
Dragon Eggs Found:	3899	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	6949	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9610	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.