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CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2302	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	298445

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3361	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ores Mined:	2548	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Have Six Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Bank Minecraft SMP $100,000

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	214	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but good old American dollars! Join our server and start your journey to turning $100,000 into $200,000 in just 10 years!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the world is a secret vault filled with stacks of cash just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, rumored to grant wishes of wealth to those who can find it and give it a good shake. Who knows, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to stumble upon it and watch your bank account grow faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to financial success! Who knew becoming a millionaire could be as easy as playing Minecraft?

My Hero Academia Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we’ve entered the My Hero Academia redemption arc! Get ready to unleash your inner hero and save the world from evil mobs and villains.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and insane superpowers that will make you feel like a true hero. Plus, rumor has it that All Might himself will be making a guest appearance to train our players in the ways of heroism.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quirk Stones, powerful artifacts that grant players unique abilities and powers. Will you be the one to collect them all and become the ultimate hero?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the hero within you shine!

Healthcare Industry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crops Grown:	4675

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server owner was actually a secret agent who infiltrated the healthcare industry to uncover their dark secrets. And guess what? He found out that the key to unlocking all the hidden treasures in Minecraft is hidden within the healthcare industry! So now, we’re on a mission to uncover all the secrets and share the riches with our fellow players. Join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!