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BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4936	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Items Found:	6499	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	145	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	7306	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Animals Bred:	69
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Animals Bred:	135
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1321	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!