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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7587 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 9559 | Mines Excavated: | 4653 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 234 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
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