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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

SisWeddingFail Minecraft Server

autism, cruise ship wedding, declining invitation, destination wedding, family drama, family dynamics, family obligations., financial burden, guest accommodations, guest expectations, long-distance wedding, Minecraft, poor guest accommodations, Server, sibling relationships, SisWeddingFail, strict diet, travel restrictions, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding location, wedding planning, work conflicts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	3594
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy destination weddings like the one described above!

Join us for a virtual adventure that won’t cost you a plane ticket or force you to eat weird cruise ship food. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to avoid family drama and awkward wedding situations.

Plus, we have grandpa-friendly transportation options that don’t involve stopping at a hospital for dialysis treatments. And best of all, you won’t have to take any days off work to attend our virtual events.

So come join us and leave all the wedding drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to relax, build, and have a good time without any guilt trips or strict diet restrictions. See you there!

BroBroLoveGoneWrong

Bet.., BETRAYAL, BroBroLoveGoneWrong, brother, CHUBBY, Communication, Conflict, DATING, drug dealing, family, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Honesty, loyalty, relationships, resolution, Sensitive, Support, Tears, Understanding, University

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and betrayal in equal measure! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and chubby girl love triangles!

Imagine a world where your brother is dating a girl just for a bet, and you swoop in to steal her heart. That’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs £600 when you can have true love instead?

Don’t worry about being an asshole, because on this server, we embrace the chaos and the drama. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!

HateWatch Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, change of heart, Character development, character growth, conflicted feelings, Disappointment, Emotional journey, Entertainment, fan reaction, Favorite, hate, HateWatch, least favorite, love, Minecraft, plot twist, redemption arc, smp, storytelling, television, TV character, tv show, unexpected turn

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally the best server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole house, but it was actually hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. And then this other time, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and they started rapping about potatoes. It was wild, dude.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!

BlockPartyRules

BlockPartyRules, Boundaries, bro code, camaraderie, Communication, compassion, confidentiality, Empathy, equality, friendship, girl code, Honesty, Integrity, loyalty, mutual respect, personal rules, Respect, solidarity, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where bros and girls don’t follow the code? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro code and girl code paradise!

Join us if you want to experience epic adventures with your bros and gals while following the most outrageous rules of the bro code and girl code. Want to build a giant statue of a bro fist? Go for it! Want to have a dance party in a field of flowers with your gal pals? Absolutely!

But beware, breaking the bro code or girl code on our server comes with hilarious consequences. Rumor has it that if you betray your bros or gals, you’ll be chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you’re caught gossiping behind someone’s back, you’ll be forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the wackiest rules of the bro code and girl code in the Minecraft universe, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

BalticCraft: Undersea Sabotage

Baltic Sea, BalticCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense operation, Europe, international relations, maritime defense, maritime security, Military, military intervention, military operation, military response, nato, nato allies, NATO forces, Naval operation, Operation Baltic Sentinel, sabotage, SECURITY, Undersea, undersea infrastructure sabotage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

so, liek, u know how nato is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this minecraft server, we have our own version of nato called Operation Baltic Sentinel! we got submarines and ships and all that jazz, but the twist is, we’re fighting off evil underwater creepers who are trying to sabotage our undersea infrastructure! join us and help defend our underwater world from these sneaky little buggers! plus, we have epic underwater battles that will blow ur mind! come join the fun and be a hero in Operation Baltic Sentinel!

CraftyFoodieZapScientists

#cyberattacks, Academia, alcohol, CraftyFoodieZapScientists, extremists, fascists, harms, health, Lawsuits, physical violence, prohibitionists, public health, research, Safety, scientists, study, Surveillance, Threats, tobacco, ultra-processed foods, zealots

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

J-Junior High School

Adventure, Arena, auction house, building projects, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Cross-Play, Development, Discord, Events, friendly community, german server, Growing Community, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Trade, trading system, unforgettable adventures, voice chat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1064

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World of Nations SMP

Active, Community, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, King, Minecraft, nation, Peace, Pirate, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Towny, unique experience, War, World of Nations, World of Nations SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	8384	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

A new SMP Roleplay server that utilizes plugins such as towny to create a unique experience with factions on a Minecraft Earth map! Want to join an active community who roleplays in-game and on Discord? Do you want to be known as a bringer or peace, or war? Do you want to be a pirate who does what he pleases, or a King who builds and leads an entire nation? The choice is yours here at the World of Nations SMP! Give us a try!

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Mineloot Server

AE2, Alloy Forge, Ars Nova, Bluemap, CEO, Chill, Curseforge, Dex, Discord, fabric mods, Factions, farmers delight, FriendlyFri, GLOW, Head Of Ad, Ip:, Mineloot, modpacks, New server, Players, real-time, Server, Wraith Waystones

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

MineLoot MC Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Server Name: MineLoot MC
Mods Available: Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova
Additional Features: Farmers Delight, Forge/Fabric API, BlueMap
Server Status: Open to all
BlueMap Link: View Here
Discord: Join Here
Modpack: Download Here
IP: mineloot.gg

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What mods are available on the server?

Mods available include Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, Wraith Waystones, and Alloy Forge.

2. Can Fabric mods be added to the server?

Yes, the server has a Forge/Fabric API which allows Fabric mods to be added.

3. How often does BlueMap update?

BlueMap updates the world every 6 hours, providing players with a semi-real-time view.

4. Is the server open to all players?

Yes, the server is open to all players.

5. Where can I find the server rules?

Discord rules can be found here, and Minecraft rules can be found here.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, MysticCraft, No. 930006082 Anonymous Identification Mystery Investigation Case Crime Suspense Thriller Enigma Detective Secret Clues Puzzle Unknown Intrigue Unidentified Mysterious Anonymous tip Unsolved crime, Realms

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. And guess what? You can ride those flying pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and mysterious artifacts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most epic, mind-bending, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?