local saying – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty SMP Shenanigans
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
LordCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being completely forgotten like the Itsuno sisters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will never be forgotten! Join us on a wild adventure where you can build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the Itsuno sisters. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself! So come on, join us and let’s make history together!

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New Server IP
SibSquabble Minecraft Server
blended families, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, family roles, Family Therapy, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, half siblings, intergenerational relationships, leaving the house, loyalty, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, SibSquabble, standing up for family, stepfamily, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family gathering on a Sunday? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and name-calling just like in this crazy story.
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be too busy navigating through family dynamics and trying to figure out who’s who in the family tree. Will you be the supportive sibling or the one who leaves in the middle of a fight? The choice is yours!
And don’t worry, we have plenty of therapy sessions available for when things get too intense. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own family dynamics in no time. See you there!

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New Server IP
MILcraft: No Grandkid Access
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Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!
On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!
Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.
Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper’s Minecraft Server
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Remember that time when a bunch of creepers invaded a village on our server and the players had to band together to fend them off? Yeah, that was epic. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!
Join us for non-stop fun and excitement as you explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures, challenging quests, and hilarious NPCs. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Totally doable.
But the best part? The first major news story you’ll remember is the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that goes down on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyLoveConnection
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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face, but instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off and think "Yep, this is the server for me"? Well, that’s how you’ll know this server is your server.
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading monopoly. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite server…or at least a new appreciation for exploding creepers.

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New Server IP
KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
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so, like, u know that border between russia and ukraine? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server right on that border, and it’s LIT AF. like, u can build ur own little base and defend it from the russian army, who are totally gonna try to invade u. but don’t worry, we got special weapons and armor just for this occasion. join now and show those russians who’s boss in the most epic battle of ur minecraft life. u won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
BlockyBootyCraft
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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, build your own virtual world and stuff. But get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control everything! They wear sunglasses and speak in rhymes, it’s wild, man. And if you join, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie chickens. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

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New Server IP
PetPalaceCraft
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Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

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New Server IP
InfinitySMP Public Server
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Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam! Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way! ========================================================================== But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations! ========================================================================== Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh! ========================================================================== So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap
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New Server IP

Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.