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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7902
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	8836	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	67
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

SisMailDramaCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329010
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2203	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	427829

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	6548	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.