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DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	123
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8358

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Votes:	4211	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3342

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	8949
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	2745	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥